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hi im ashlee my girlfriend is really cute and i read homestuck bye

eridanscar:

 

because i have an ugly butt no one wants to see that

i found it

eridanscar:

amorahora:

4 albums and i still havent found elena’s butt

help police

I FOUND LIKE 80 THOUSAND PICTURES OF EMILY’S BUTT BUT NOT YOUR BUTT LIKE WHY ISNT YOUR BUTT IN THESE PICTURES 

4 albums and i still havent found elena’s butt

eridanscar:

I was tagged by Barbillary because idk w/e

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post. 

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

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  1. Shuffle ur ipod then tell me the first song that comes up
  2. name a mythical creature you would like to be
  3. Who is “The Sauce” and what does he mean to you
  4. would you like to play my naruto 7 minutes in heaven game that i made lmao
  5. do you sleep naked?
  6. will you make me a tuna sandwhich?
  7. do you accept eddie murphy as your lord and savoir?
  8. If you chose no, please write a detailed paragraph explaining why.
  9. Dualscar is p hot y/n?
  10. tell me about your otp
  11. Tell me about a ship you like that no one else does.

1) Build god, then we’ll talk 
2) wow a fairy 
3) i dont even know are u drunk
4) yea i would give me the link
5) hell yea ;) (no)
6) no
7) no
8) because he is 
9) ye fuck me
10) mexu (im on top)
11) mexur girlfriend 


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eridanscar:

amorahora:

all I want to do is talk to eridan before his laptop fucks up again 
image 

ill go on u butt

LIFE IS SO HARD

all I want to do is talk to eridan before his laptop fucks up again 
 

soapykind sent: shut up and give me your password so i can fix your theme

everyone look she’s harassing me